Love Hate Relationship

I'm seriously having a massive love hate relationship with my internet service as of late. I can perhaps get on for five minutes a week, and that's consumed with school work. So as a result, my blog is epically suffering. I've posted once in the last month and I hate that. It's awful, I should be banned from the world of blogging for my horrible follow through. Or just kick Brother in the face for ruining the internet in the first place. Doesn't he know I have important things to do that require the usages of the magnificant interwebs?! Gosh.

Well last check in, I believe I had a boyfriend that I was saving the next post to spill about. Sorry folks, he's no longer in the picture. Along with the internet, I also have a love hate relationship with relationships. I'm horrible at commitment. The minute they go good, I ruin them. It's a sad but true fact about me and I'm generally the first to admit it. Granted he dumped me, but I didn't fight too hard for it. He wasn't exactly worth it in my mind anyways. Who needs a younger man, I think all the cougars have it wrong. They're simply more immature and more likely to run at the first sign of conflict. He was kind of a huge douche. I also lost my only friend in the area during this breakup. She took his side and started treating me like shit, honestly who needs that. I certainly don't.

The Witching Hour: The Explicit Version

It is now 1:34am and I should be sleeping. I have last minute shopping to do in the morning as I haven't gotten my brother a thing. Thank god I'm single, I couldn't handle another giftee. He'll most likely end up with a video game and I'll end up with a new pair of shoes. Because I deserve that little extra.

So what am I thinking about at this late hour? Well, what else would I be thinking?! If you know me at all, you know the answer. This is just going to be a rant adding to my previous post. But it has been three months afterall. A girl has her needs!! Fuck dry spells, and fuck people around here. Seriously, beauty standards don't change that much across state lines.

*Caution: This is about to get pretty graphic*

Shout Outs And Suggestions

First off, Seth is still in the cage. He's starting to get very, very hungry and tired. I'm keeping him in there until I get more comments! Save Seth!!

On a more fun note, I'v gotten an epic present from a fellow blogger, Biohazard. Seriously, check out her stuff. It's pretty awesome in that wicked cool, crazy way. She makes doodles for all her followers. I might be in love with her blog! =D

But anyways, this is a Vampire Dolphin Dinosawr. Don't you just love him?! I just want to keep him as a pet and cuddle all night. As long as he can be trained not to bite!

Open For Suggestions!

Okay folks, it's time to start chipping in. I'm looking for everything and anything you would want to read. It could literally be anything from a story topic, a photo adventure, a video, a drawing, a giveaway, a random rant. So comment away and tell me what's on your mind!

For some motivation, here's the amazing Seth Simonelli of Seth&Zakk trapped in a cage. And I will only let him out if you guys get a'crackin'!