The Best Night I've Had In A Long Time

I just got home and it's just past 3am. But it's cool because I don't have work for fourteen hours give or take. I'm still slightly buzzed and elated from everything that just happened.

Disclaimer: I'm still buzzed from the bar therefore this gets very explicit.

While at work, Erika and I decided that we were going out afterwards. We needed to plan my Halloween costume for the big party and maybe we wanted a drink. Or two. I was scheduled off before she was, but she had come in a few hours earlier, so fingers crossed we'd get out around the same time.

An hour of waiting, a phone call from the Momz, and we were off. Momz requested I picked her up at work since she was on the motorcycle and there was a thunderstorm abrewing. Completely understandable, and since we were only planning on going to our local 24hour Walmart, Erika and I didn't mind.

We took the trip back to my place, met Momz, who ended up just taking the coat I brought and decided to driver herself since the rain had stopped, back to my place to change into nicer clothes. Nice clothes meaning, clothes that aren't work clothes. Dressed in low cut shirts, wedge heels, and a touch of makeup, we drove the half hour trip back into town.

We made our first stop to Walmart and I found my costume. I'm going to be a fallen angel. I bought black wings, I might wear Erika's black corset, fishnets, heels. I'm just not sure about the bottoms. I can't decide what sort of skirt to wear. Frustrating. Now, to the bar!

My Gay Husband Loves Me

I should have done this two weeks ago. Seriously. I'm going to be a little lame and not completely follow through on the requirements because I'd just be regifting these over and over.

So yes, awards. I only ever get awards from one person, because we're lovers forever and ever. And I love him oodles. Legit. Jamie's rightful place is by my side hitting on all the cutie boys we see as we walk arms linked. Just picture that, it's a pretty damn powerful image I'm giving you right thurr.

My darling Sig<3.  A great blog that is so emotionally charged with honesty it makes  you wanna hug her and never let go.  Oh, and pure coincidence her birthday today:D

Isn't he just the best?! Anyways, this one came with some questions that I feel just a teeny bit obligated to do.

EIGHT EASY TAG QUESTIONS:
What makes you laugh, smile or giggle? Simple, stupid things. Plus, I have the mind of a teenage boy. Anything even remotely sexual will have me grinning like a lunatic.
What are your dreams for your future? Figure out what my plans are, find someone worthwhile, and possibly fulfill the generic motherhood dream.If you are to go to a cruise, where would it be and why? I would be on the first boat to the South Pacific. I'm so in love with Australia it's redic. It's been my fantasy since I was twelve to become a marine biologist and work for a non profit animal sanctuary in Australia working with dolphins. Yep, I was that kid.How would you spend your vacation time and with whom? I would love anything coastal. The ocean is a part of my blood. Honestly, I'd love either a romantic vacation with a special someone, or a party thing with some close friends.If given a chance, what life would you choose? Your life now or your past? Well, neither is an awesome choice, but present. Always move forward.Is there something that you wished before when you were young but you didn’t get it? A dolphin. Obviously, that wasn't a realistic wish.Have you been in a situation where you might have given up but still you chose to move on? Welcome to my first and only year of college. I was so miserable and depressed, I rarely left my bed. I ended up flunking out that year. But, here I am. I'm no longer manically depressed with no interest in hurting myself anymore.Is their someone in your life who has been your source of strength and inspiration? Honestly, not really. I tend to just do whatever.

And one more. Because, aduh, he loves me. <3

Final NDE & Aren't You Pretty?

Today is the conclusion of my series about near death experiences. I wanted to save this one for last for two reasons. Firstly, I love Jamie's face. He is my gaybe (gay babe), my love, one of my closer bloggie friends. Jamie is simply amazing and always knows how to cheer me up when I'm having a rough time. Even when we had our fake fight, we got closer. Seriously, this boy has major real estate in my heart. And to stop this ranting... Secondly, it's a funny one liner meant to left everyone's spirits. 




* I once had a nine inch bone stuck in my throat, but then he took it out. *


See, I told you. Awesome. =]


So quick recap on nothingness. Dyed my hair. Don't worry, it's only sightly darker and hardly noticeable. Only something to cover the greys and therefore the proof I'm getting old. 


I got my big girl license! I will no longer be eyed suspiciously when buying alcohol with a minor's id that has a sixteen picture of me that barely passes for twelve. It's pretty exciting stuff considering it means that after a year, I am officially a resident of the state of North Carolina. I even got a fancy organ donor heart.


I decided I'm retarded and can't read. I've been freaking out for the last two weeks because I thought my car's registration expired this past Monday and have been running all over creation attempting to get it inspected. Luckily Momz is smarter than me and realized it expires September so I'll be able to get everything in my name afterall.


And I guess the feather in my cap later is all the flirtatious remarks I've been getting. I'm actually feeling attractive and I'm enjoying it. Granted none of the flirters are exactly relationship or even hook up worthy, but hey. The ego boost is something.

The Purse

So I was reading Miss Bagle's latest post and it was about the contents of her purse, so I decided to join in the fun. Especially since I bought a new purse yesterday and think it's so pretty. Isn't it? All sleek and shiny. =]

So without further ado, here's the innards of my purse! Though it's walletless because I just noticed my wallet on the floor, and I'm not taking a new picture. XD

1. Book

Most of the time, I have a book chilling out in my purse for moments of boredom or downtime. Right now it's Kissing Vanessa by Simon Cheshire that I threw into my purse on my way to the laundromat.

2. Keys

This is the obvious one. With my wonderful Fred ear and my Fuck keychain.

3. Planner and pen

I just recently found this among the mess of my room. My planner never leaves my purse, but one night it fell out never to be seen again, or so I thought. This is probably why I haven't been able to get my schedule right in a month and constantly showing up early.

4. Hand sanitizer

I'm a hand sanitizer nut. I have both a spray and gel, for whichever mood I'm in. I hate feeling like I'm going to catch a whole bunch of gross sicky germs. Plus, it comes in handy when public bathrooms run out of soap.

5. Lip products

I currently have Burt's Bee lip balm, Blistex lip balm, and Rimmel Dreamy lipstick for when I'm feeling fancy. Normally my Burt's Bees is all I need, but for some reason this spring my lips got chapped beyond belief. It was their first time revolting against me so I brought out the heavy guns and bought some medicated Blistex. Take that!

6. Excedrin

I get awful cramps during that special time of the month and I'm prone to tension headaches. So I carry around this teeny bottle of Max Strength Excedrin because it's the only thing that seems to work for me.

7. Phone

I have a Samsung Comeback for the time being. It's wonderful for the main reason of having a full keyboard for faster texting and a media player with decent speakers.

8. Hemp pouch

This is where I keep my secret things. I always keep a few lady products for those oops moments where I space and forget. For some reason I have condoms, mainly from wishful thinking about a party this past weekend. And my rape stone. I went to college in Salem, MA where this is a heavy Wicca influence. This stone, if you have belief in such things, will help protect you against personal attacks such as rape, and also helps with depression and suicide. I normally have a fresh pair of undies in there, too. But it looks like I used them last month and didn't replace them. Oops.

9. Gum

Now, I normally don't enjoy gum. But I have learned to keep some in my purse because many foods I eat are prone to give you stinky breath. You wouldn't want to talk to me with onion breath, ick. Plus, with my smoking, sometimes it's just nice manners.

10. Blacks and lighter

Yes, yes, I know. Smoking is bad for you and baby cigars are worse. But I like the way they taste and I enjoy smoking them. I only smoke the wine flavor and prefer wood tip, it leaves the wonderful taste on your lips and just a overall better taste than plastic.

This is where you pretend I included my wallet and you marvel in its Jack Skeleton wonder. It's currently stuffed with about twenty dollars in ones due to tips and a bunch of memberships cards for places I barely go.

So that's about it. Besides the occasional camera, snack, or soda, that's what tends to live in my purse! Your turn. =D

New Newsy News

So I have some news. It may not be important to you, but I'm pretty damn excited. I'll break this up into a list. Some isn't actually news, but stuff that happened today that either made me happy or confused!

1! New Blog! I started a group blog with some fellow bloggies over at 20sb. It's just random stuff we see or come across through life. Just completely random stuff that made us do a double take. I started it off a bit ago, and it's still very much under construction, but it's exciting!
2! I'm now part of the Karaoke Ring of Death, also something from 20sb. Each month there's a different theme and a bunch of us record ourselves singing a song that falls into the category. This month it's covers and rip offs. I have a few different ones in mind...
3! I finally got on base today during work. Uncle finally gave me the notorized letter the other day and I tried for the very first time tonight to deliver a very lucky Marine his wings. It worked! I'm officially base ready. Do I smell more hours?!
4! The two newly single boys at work are flirting with me. It's weird. This isn't necessarily important, just struck me as odd. I'll have to keep my eye on them...
5! I saw Jeremiah for a few minutes today and he looks rough. He deserves every bit of the pain he's in. Ha! And he actually attempted kindness. He said goodbye to me. I almost punched him. But I'm happy I controlled myself and just gave him a snotty look.
6! I think I'm going to be doing a revamp of my blog again. It's looking pretty dang crowded over there in the side bar.
7! Certain people that shall remain nameless, got me back into Twitter and I've been annoying celebrities all day. I told Charlie Sheen I was winning and Cee Lo Green that I'm happy he has a friendly penis. I'm just trying to freak one of them out enough to respond.
8! I'm now on Google+, so email or comment if you want to be a part of my circle. Honestly, it's kind of boring right now, but that might only be because I only have like five people on there. So join my circle and add me to yours and let's try to do it up like a champ!
9! I now have 51 followers!! If you guys start commenting more, maybe I'll attempt a giveaway again. The last one kind of flopped and never happened because only two people entered.
10! Honestly, I just wanted to use this last one to tell some of the people I met over on 20sb how great they are. You guys have shown me how willing you are to be there for me and I think that's amazing. Too few people in this world are willing.

I Got An Award

Jamie over at It's A Gay Life is just so awesome. He gave me this adorably cute award today.

If you've never read him, I suggest you do. I love him in all his cute gay glory. Jamie makes me laugh with almost every post and I love seeing him around the Shop.

I was awarded this because of my honesty and straight forwardness in my blog. What can I say, I'm pretty damn blunt at times and I hate to hold anything back. So for something new about myself, which is kind of hard because my standards are on my About Me page. 

I'm a contradiction. I long to be in love, but it scares the shit out of me. I fancy myself a poet, but I haven't written a decent verse in years. I strive for independence, but I love the stability of a relationship. I can be a sweetheart that you cannot help loving and I can be the bitch to fuck you up. 

Now to pass it on. This might be harder than saying something about myself! Most the blogs I read are the more well known.

Jamie - It's A Gay Life

Well, I'm re-gifting. I honestly do love reading Jamie's posts. They're real and honest. It's probably one of my very favorites and I light up when I see a new post in my Blogs I'm Following tab.

Becky - Steam Me Up, Kid

This crazy chick has the best stories. She's one of my more recent discoveries and every once in a while I kick myself for not finding it sooner.

Julie - Volume 29

She doesn't post often, but when she does they're pretty intense. Now, she does post lesbian sex stories from her personal experience. But she also discusses gender issues and roles. It's wicked interesting.

There's my three. I'm much to busy to pick more writers that you may not have heard about. And by busy I mean I have ten minutes before I have to leave for work and where I might not be home until late tomorrow night, I didn't want to make you lovelies wait. So enjoy!

The List

The hot celebrity lists are going around in the blogging world. It personally came to my attention from Petite over at Coffee and Smokes Chat. I'm going to do my list of any famous person that I would do if given the chance and you my lovely bloggers lucked out with the bisexual. Both men and women will grace my list so neither gender or orientation will feel neglected. Enjoy my favorite hotties!

Bangable Celebrities

Men

Jesse Metcalfe

Shout Outs And Suggestions

First off, Seth is still in the cage. He's starting to get very, very hungry and tired. I'm keeping him in there until I get more comments! Save Seth!!

On a more fun note, I'v gotten an epic present from a fellow blogger, Biohazard. Seriously, check out her stuff. It's pretty awesome in that wicked cool, crazy way. She makes doodles for all her followers. I might be in love with her blog! =D

But anyways, this is a Vampire Dolphin Dinosawr. Don't you just love him?! I just want to keep him as a pet and cuddle all night. As long as he can be trained not to bite!